Pro-tip: Read the Profile

Hear me out here.

Maybe-just maybe-when the guy’s profile says don’t send him ass pics, and you send him ass pics, and he calls you out for it… maybe *you’re* the app-hole in that situation.

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Safe Sex

2020

Covid-19

What might your covid-safety practices tell me about your general health practices; particularly with regard to STIs?

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COVID-19

If you’re not taking protecting the health and welfare of our community seriously, we are most definitely not a match. :)

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Introduce Yourself

Throwing your ass in my face is going to go as well for you online as it would if you walked up to me in a public space, like a bar, and did it there.

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It's such a ridiculously boring topic to discuss anyway--explaining what my job is. You need more back-story than it's worth because I'm pretty sure the only thing you're inquiring about is whether or not I actually have income. Read more
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Your attempts to assimilate this drone will fail.

Your attempts to assimilate this drone will fail. Read more
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One should not underestimate the importance of knowing how one’s partner takes their coffee.

One should not underestimate the importance of knowing how one's partner takes their coffee. Read more
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