Due to the unprecedented (and this time this word actually means what it means) pandemic around the globe, and to ensure the safety of our staff, all in-person shenanigans are postponed until further notice.

You’ll just have to get to know me the old fashioned way by actually talking to me and reverting to old-school, albeit online-only, interaction. You know, being an actual human being with thoughts and ideas and not just some sex-drone.

Thank you for your cooperation and we apologize for any inconvenience. No dick, not even mine, is worth compromising your health.

Stay safe. Stay home.